Out of the mouth of Babes

As I have to work an overnight shift, the puss alaways spends the night with grandma.

So I am strapping him into the car seat and reach under to strap the one under his leg, he started screaming "the balls"

Me: "What?"

Puss: "watch the balls mommy"

*blink blink* was all I could manage till the Big puss busted out laughing. I collapse on the car floor, as I thought that saturday night had taken the cake, but tonight did it. Go ahead son, protect the family jewels, LOL