Shoes and Milk

puss: "mommy"

me: "yes puss"

puss: " I want shoes and milk"

me: *blink* *blink* " who and milk?"

puss: "Shoes and milk"

me: "huh?"

puss: *sigh* " go to kitchen"

me: "okay"

He drag me in the kitchen by my finger, and went to the cupboard under the drawers.

puss: "shoes and milk" and pointed to a large orange box.

me: " oh, you want cheerios and milk"

puss: "yes, shoes and milk"

Okay baby, I'm sorry....baby talk is not my first language and with that the brat retorted

"ok... I go in room now" LOL ...what cheekiness.

Butt in the Middle

You knooooooow something is wrong, when you look in the mirror and your butt is staring back at you. Yeah, up front and center.

Whooah...how did that get there, I look like I am about to give birth to twins..sooo not cool.

I said to Big Puss "look at this ish" and you know what he said. "you look good for someone 40something, and you had a baby 30 months ago"

*blink* *blink* Whaaat!!! Listen Mr. Man, I am not going out like a punkette, I want to be sexy again..like before you and the little pipsqueak took it, so tonight you are all having yogurt for dinner...how about that...HA!!!

He just shook his head, and mumble some unintelligible ish and left....LOL

Stuff

After my bout of allergy attack this weekend, I am back at work. If it wasn't for the love of my own money,my lazy a$$ would be home watching movies (after college, I became bored) eating popsicle.

Aww man today was hot, 87 degrees and I did not go outside, not once.

My mother irks me all the time.

People at work irk me.

People on the train with kids that have a runny nose irks me (while they are busy staring into oblivion)

Diaper Butt (puss) ask me if I was tired, because I was yawning and when I said yes, the little runt told me "go to bed then"....I was too tired to reply but Big Puss thought he was funny....yeah have your fun tonight..Tabby will be bright eyed and bushy tail tomorrow evening *wringing hands* *heehee*

Seeing Things

So I went to pick up my glasses today, and to make sure they fit I tried them on. Let me back up 3 weeks before, the Dr. ordered progressive lens, transition lens and I decided to get a decent frame. *cough cough* $300. So I slipped them on to make sure that they didn't need adjusting. WHOAAAAAAHHH. DA HELL!!!!!!! I couldn't see ISH....

The poor sales girl did her best to explain that it was progressive lens and that they take a little getting used to. LIKE HELL they do. Coupled with the fact that I looked like a bag lady today (I didn't care, cause I was sick), now I am blind too.

Big Puss was laughing because of the look on my face, he said it looked good but I should take it back if I couldn't see. Anyway, I decided to take the girls' advice and give it a two week adjusting period. I was cussing up a storm "I can't see ish and Imma take these frigging things back.

So I got on the computer to do a little research on progressive lens, and lo and behold there it was in black and white. "There are 3 areas of the progressive lens, the top for distance, the middle for computer use and the bottom for readin" It went on to say it takes a while for the eye to adjust to this type of lens.....IT CAN CAUSE DIZZINESS AND HEADACHE.....NO SH*T...great.... no wonder I had a pounding headache (just what I needed with my allergy attack) , well it also said that I should wait till the morning to try it that way my eye are fresh and hadn't gotten use to any glasses yet..........we will see.

ZZZZZZ

The puss was wheezing last night, so after I put him on the nebulizer I let him sleep with us.

Big Puss fell out snoring like freight train (poor thing as tired), little puss decided that he couldn't take it anymore.

Puss: "mommy."

Me: "yes puss?"

Puss: "I want to go in other room"

Me: "why, what the matter?"

Puss: "daddy"

Me: "what happen to daddy?"

Puss: "daddy loud"

LOL....needless to say, I complied as he was already half way off the bed, dragging his blanket telling to come on.

Cheap Dresses

I like this gorgeous dress from Chadwicks.com and best of all the price.

Org:59.99 Now 24.99

Or how about this one Org $39.99 Now $7.99

Are you kidding me?

On Saturday night, after being banish from the TV room by my 2 yr old, (he turns off the TV when he's ready for bed)and told go to bed, I decided to catch up on my novel (oh goodie).

Ten minutes later, in bounced the puss. "Turn off the light, mommy"

Me: "okaaay, are we ready to go sleepy?"

Puss: "Yes"

Since his dad went to work, I let him sleep in my bed, and I usually leave on the night light.

So I turned off the overhead light.

Puss: "I can't see"

Me: "Sorry, I forgot to turn on the night light"

Puss: "What?" "Are you kidding me?"

What is a mother to do?..... LOL

Out of the mouth of Babes

As I have to work an overnight shift, the puss alaways spends the night with grandma.

So I am strapping him into the car seat and reach under to strap the one under his leg, he started screaming "the balls"

Me: "What?"

Puss: "watch the balls mommy"

*blink blink* was all I could manage till the Big puss busted out laughing. I collapse on the car floor, as I thought that saturday night had taken the cake, but tonight did it. Go ahead son, protect the family jewels, LOL

The tale of the two Puss

awwww, it does me heart good to see my two "puss", big puss and little puss curled up together sleeping.

Ain't it a b**tch though, one works whenever and the other lounge around,eating and watching BobbyC all day.

While Tabby goes to work (a double shift) and look like train wreck after 16 hrs. One solace, its a gorgeous day and there's a banana republic, H&M, Gap across the street.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I wll let you know what I find.

*update*

I didn't anything, nada, zip, squat. It could be because right before I went on lunch, I had a sinus attack. I was sneezing and coughing like there was no tomorrow. I did venture into NY and Co but didn't find anything. I wandered around Nine west and Urban Outfitters, but I felt so lousy I bought lunch (which I ate like 5 hrs later), and went back to work.

Have a good evening everyone.

FUN DAY THE CHEAP WAY

The "puss" has a serious obsession with cars or anything that has 4 wheels. He has small cars, medium cars, big cars and even bigger cars that's fit for a four year old (and you don't have to ask, who bought that).

Anywho, we decided to take him to the International Car Show, and he was blown away. We decided to take the bus as everything is on a budget...so the budget for this trip was $60.00.

We took the bus to the train, as this was his first time on both, he was excited. The ticket cost was $28 for us and free for him. We bought a safety harness for $6.00 and an umbrella stroller $20, so he would keep his little diaper butt from wandering off.

I made a huge breakfast, so that would hold us for a while,I brought snacks and water, and the only thing we bought was coffee $4.50. That was a total of $58.50....best of all we had fun and made it home before the rain.