Body parts

Little puss: daddy have penis and I have a penis and mommy have a penis
Me: no puss, mommy don't have a penis. Mommy has a vagina

(stepping back and making a face)

little puss: "What the barnacles are talking about mommy?"
" what is that?" what is vagina?" I NEVER HEARD OF IT.

Roflmao.....LOL

kids are so innocent.... How can anyone hurt them.