Monday, August 3, 2009

Forget the ball..hey sweetie where you going!

Big puss and I, took the puss to the park on saturday. He loved it with the exception of getting wet. Oh no! Rico Suave is not getting wet. So he started on the swings and he was giggling away.....awwww, how nice it is to be young and happy. Another little boy and his fad entered the park, but puss was not interested in playing with him.

He finally got tired of swinging and decide to play ball with his dad. However, there was no way in hell he was getting any ball that rolled in water sprinklers. Anywho, several other kids came on the scene to which he showed no interest.

However, about 20 mins later, a father and his 2 daughters came into the park. At first he continued playing ball, until one of the long haired cutie ran by him . Alright, hold up......brotherman ran pass the ball and after little miss shouting "Hey!!!!! Where you going? Big puss was rolling, of course Miss slow poke here thought he just miss the ball and went play with others.

Puss continue to chase miss thing for the rest of the day, until mommy spoiled it for him. I pick him up and ran through the sprinklers with him, so did his dad. Pepe Le Phew was no longer hot, he was drenched and he was pissed. He stop chasing miss thing and started crying.

Okay, so we spoiled his fun but I just wanted him to run through the water. Anywho, later when I asked him if he had fun he goes "yup, can we go again? LOL......kids

Itchfest

So, a few weeks ago I noticed that whenever I washed my hair it itches. I eliminated and isolated the problem to be Neutrogena Relaxed and Natural conditioner. Ummm....or so I thought . A week ago I had the major itch, I mean it felt like something hunkered down in my scalp and was chewing away. I washed my hair with Giovanni and conditioned with V05. No sooner than I got out it was on.

The itching got so bad that sleeping straight throughout the night was not an option. This morning with Big puss snoring and the itching, I got fed up and head to the kitchen. I had a box of Neem and was ready to throw the box in my head, if it means the itching would stop. So I mixed up a batch, massage it into the area. The itching stop, wow was all I could say.

Will it last? I don't know. I let it stay in for 30 mins and washed it out. Did it itch, yes it did. However, after an hr the itching stopped with the exception of the very lower part of my head, close to the neck. It's too early to say if this worked. I will keep check throughout the day and let you all know.

UPDATE: The itching finally stopped but took way too long. My good friend Onxycabelo suggested I try Brahimi powder. I certainly will.

Cellphones

I think the criteria for having a cellphones should include much more than a credit check or the ability to make a downpayment. To weed people out the application should list THE REASONS YOU WOULD BE DENIED

1. If you are stupid
2. If you can't spell
3. If you talk loud ( a little leeway will be given to slightly deaf, if it is medically proven)
4. If you text while walking
5. If you text while driving
6. If you have to be on the phone at 3 am talking about nothing

I'm sure some of you could add to this list.

So a note to the people who walk and text, this is NYC. NYC drivers will run you over, make you part of the roadway.... Giving new meaning to the word roadkill. They are crazy enough to drive and text, so damn if they care.

To the 3am users who think they the only one awake. Get a life, oh!!!!! I am sorry, I forgot while wifey home sleeping the girlfriend get the early morning call.

To the stupid, cellphones are a mean of communication in case of emergencies. Ummmmm... My bad, you still done get it huh?

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Cellphones

Today as I drove past several people on the street, I could not help but notice that the cell phone is very dangerous. I mean I know that for me the cell phone means a quick link to the puss and big puss if anything goes wrong. I am sure this is the case with most people.

However, to some it seem to be nothing other than an expensive toy, to show off who has the better gadget. Way back in the day when there was no cellphone, you would have to wait from someone to get home before you were able to call them. God forbid there was an emergency, you would have to wait to get to the nearest home or callbox.

Then there was the invention of pagers, but back then it was only doctors who had that luxury. Somehow, it found it's place in the public and so that one could leave a callback number or a short text if you will. However, you still had to wait for the recipient to get to a phone. Then came the huge cellphones that looked like walkie talkies with buttons. Those suckers could have easily been used as weapons (LOL).....I know... I had one. Those who had one, proudly show them off. Those who didn't have, could only wish.

Cellphones have evolved so much over the years, that now it's more of a nusiance than a necessary commodity for some. People call all hours of the day (nevermind that you are at work).

Caller: "hey where are you?"
Me: "uuuuuum, at work"
Caller: "can you talk?"
Me: "uuummm, no"
Caller: "what you doing,later?"
Me: *rolling my eyes* *silence*
Caller: "hello" "hello"
Me: "I have to go"
Caller: "guess you can't talk now"
Me: *hanging up the phone"

Then there are the early morning talkers (3am-8am), what in name of Jesus could you seriously be talking about at that time of the morning. There are some that talking and walking cannot be achieved at the same time. They stand in the middle of the sidewalk, saunter across the road with no regard for the motorist..... uuuuum news flash here in the big NYC you will get run over by uncaring drivers who are also texting and driving.

Some people cannot even drive, and if they so much as take their eyes off the road for a second, they end up in Mr. Chin corner shop. Let alone talking and driving and worse yet texting and driving.

Cell phone.....the evil necessity.

Monday, July 13, 2009

That's crazy

So I saw the funniest sign today, at least IMO.

I walked passed a hair salon in the prestgious Manhattan NYC today. As I did on numerous occasions when I walk by, I would read the list of services that you can go in for.

Yet today was different as the list had a particular service that they have never advertised before. The list read:

1. Brazillean straightening $250.00

2. Cut and Blowdry $80.00

3. Henna $70.00

Now for those who have natural hair and prefer to use a natural color for their hair...this would have been hilarious.

Shoot, I know I was laughing. Why? b/c 100g of henna is like $1.99 - $3.99 if bought from the local India store and a litte more if bought online.

Now, my hair which is probably a little pass brastrap when stretch. I use about 100g-200g for all of 7.00 bucks. You don't need a professional to slapped the ish on your head and wait for a couple of hrs (Depending on the color you want).

So, c'mon $70. Not even if you add light and water...now here's a thought you morons, how about you pay me the $70 to slap the ish on myyyyy head.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Beware

Me: Puss, did you eat dinner?

Puss: "No"

Me: "you're such a liar."

Puss: "I'm not a liar."

Me: "If you are not a liar. Who is the liar?"

Puss: "Daddy."

Sorry big puss, it was my turn to laugh. Bawaahahaha...heeeheeeeeh..ROFL

Pet Peeves

One of my biggest pet peeves is getting skipped while in a line........I will tear the mutherother down if someone as much as put their little toe in front of me.

Since I have to ride the subway to work, I have a problem with people standing in the doorway of the train or rushing to come in, while you are trying to come off.

Standing at the top or bottom of a stairwell talking.......Cmon move your a$$ this is not ONESTOP.

People having a three course meal on the train. I saw one man pulled out a salad, then his dinner and then his dessert and drinks. Instead of putting the bones and box into the bag it came in, brotherman threw (yes I say threw) the bones and boxes and cup under the seat.......OMG !!!!!! I rolled my eyes, looked at him in disgust.........ummmm but noone else batted their eyelids. The only conclusion that I could come up with was that this NYC host a bunch of nasty Meffas.

Parking in the city is ripoff, parking anywhere is a ripoff.

People just spitting anyway. Now, where I come from, if we must, bound and compound to spit it would be in a area with dirt or grass (hence the coverup). No!! these people spit anyway. On you, in close proximity, in the train etc. I can't tell how many times I have to hop, skip and jump spit on a sidewalk.............utterly disgusting.


Peace

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Michael Jackson 1958-2009

So I am a week late, but nonetheless remembering Michael Joseph Jackson. I remember back in my high school days, when there was a serious Michael Jackson craze. My brother and I had MJ's Jackets and stickers (we stuck them all over our bookbags and folders)

We would watch MJ's performance for hrs (thriller to be exact) and execute the moves flawlessly....(looking like two kids on crack...LOL). Good Times, Good Times.....thanks Michael. I am sad that he died and the way he died, but I am especially sad for "his" children.

I watched the memorial service at work.......shhhhh. It was tastetfully done and had a tear jerking moment or two. However, I almost shed a tear when Paris gave her little speech. Awww man. I don't care what noone says, his biological kids or not thats all they knew and they loved him. RIP MJ you will never be forgotten.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

I can't take it anymore

Me: "puss, will you keep the noise down?"

Puss: *silence*, but he is still banging his cars.

Me: *louder* "puss, will you be quiet"

Puss: *blink* *throws hands in the air* and retorted "I cannot take this anymore"

While I was processing what the hell just happened, Big puss was cracking up.

Ummmm.....not funny.

Me: "well then there is the door, don't hit your diaper butt on the way out"

He promptly got up mumbling " Ok, I can't take it anymore", made his way to the door and proceeded to try to open it. Since it was locked and he could not get out, he remarked " I cannot opened the door mommy"

Me: "Sit your diaper butt back down and be quiet"

Puss: "okay mommy." "Mommy, I love you."

Me: " I love you too puss."

Monday, June 8, 2009

I am back after being sick for two weeks. I don't get sick often but when I do, I am knocked the fugg out.

However, I am back and I had time to think of stuff I wanted to talk about.

I will start off with caring for natural hair. I am by no means an expert nor professional, I can only tell you
what has worked for my hair.

I am natural, by this I mean that I don't process my hair with any chemicals. I decided a longtime ago that if I were to ever have a child, I would shave off my head and start over.

So 2 years ago I did just that. While it was not as extreme as shaving, I did cut off all the permed ends. What was left could barely fit in a scrunchie.

Fast forward 2 years later, I have a gorgeous head of curls (even I had forgotten the true texture of my hair).

At first I hd no idea how to take care of the darn thing. However, I did some research and started doing some experiments.

If you are a newly natural, or clueless as to where to start u can start here
naturallycurly.com. It is chock full of information so enjoy. I will be back with my own bloop and blunders with my hair...LOL...see ya

Monday, May 18, 2009

???????

Puss: "mommy"

Me: "yes puss"

Puss: "don't judge me."

*crickets*

Everyone when I figure this one out, I will let you know. You all know I am slow, right....LOL

My Lady

After a bout wheezing and two treatment from the nebulizer, it was clear that we were heading to the ER.

Looking at the little bugger you couldn't tell he was sick, however you could hear the wheezing a mile away.

First, he walked into the ER like he owned the place, then was asking to see the triage nurse....LOL

puss: "mommy, where is the lady?"

me: "she's coming back"

puss: "ok"

Triage Nurse: "what's your name?"

puss: "I'm puss"

TN: "what wrong with puss today?"

puss: "I'm coughing"

She quickly triaged him and set him in the chair to administer treatment and left. Little puss was not having it, and soon as he was done he went after her.

puss: "mommy, I want to go see my lady."

me: *blink* "your who?"

As usual I'm too slow, so he marched off muttering "I go see my lady"

He promptly marched out the room and down the hallway, amongst oohs and ahhs(women are such suckers for babies) He ignore them and found his lady and gave her a hug.

puss: "thank you lady, I feel much better)"

He even claim the doctor as his lady and told her too that he felt much better..and she told him, he made her day....awww, isn't that sweet.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Men are retarded

I swear men either do not listen or their brain is preoccupied with nothingness, or the next booty call to hear their spouse or S/O talking.

Ladies please do not address them when

1) they are in front of the television.
2) when he is reading the sports section of the paper. THEY CANNOT MULTI TASK.

This is what they hear while you are talking

You: " honeyremembertotakeoutthetrashtonight"

Him: "uh huh"

You: "did you hear me?"

Him: "suuuure, no problem"

After the garbage truck has reached the dump yard.

You: "Didn't I ask you to take out the trash?"

Him: " No, when?"

*crickets* *crickets*

Now you have his undivided attention.

Him: "seroiusly, when?"

You: "yesterday, while you were watching the TV"

Him: " NO, you didn't" (with attitude)

You: *sigh* never mind.....next time I'll do the ish myself.

Ladies, I think its is a ploy among men, not to do any work.....they just act like they retarded.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Randomness

Excuse you?...I have three jobs and a BSc degree, what you got? Can you afford to feed me and my family? Then keep it moving homie. hanging out at the corner deli from morning til night, just don't do it for me.

Why does the sanitation department even bother with garbage bins, when its sooooo easy to throw garbage on the floor right next to it...Young man, yeah you in the car, that's just plain nasty.

Nigga what? Jigga who? F dat B**ch...whaaaaaaat??????, why do we have to listen to that mess so early or any time for that matter?....You're a grown ass man, my brother (like 45), get some headphones or turn that ish off.

"Rock of ages cleft for me, let me hide myself in thee" I need Jesus. I am usually good at ignoring people, but today was too much.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Skin Bleaching

I knew that Caribbean people had taken a liking to bleaching, and I could never wrap my head or thoughts around why this is so. But over the years I guess this has become a full blown obsession.

Check out this video

http://current.com/items/89328481_family_of_skin_bleachers.

The unauthorised and abuse of these chemicals can lead to skin cancer or worse dead by absorption through the skin. Why do people do it only god knows.

Cute in a red dress

I was trying to decide what to wear to last sunday service, so I was trying on some dresses. Puss was busy playing his version of crash cars (where he flings the cars at each other across the room, then he chases them as flings them to the other side).

I tried on a few dress and shoes, parading up and down in front of the mirror trying to decide. Anyway, after a few I decided to try a new red dress I bought. Now I hate red and anything with red in it (except jelly donuts), but I decided that this is a new year and I am going to step out of safe mode for a bit.

I tried on the dress and stood looking in the mirror, when all of a sudden puss looks up and remarked "Wooooooooow, mommy you look so cute." with the biggest grin on his face.

Awwww, that was sweet, but it made me think that this boy was already here in spirit (because he acts like he's 22)....LOL.

Blinking Bus

Being late for work is not cool. As I got on the bus the only thing I could think of was to buss out singing, this song from one of my favorite caribbean artist- Lovindeer

crosses day again
cyan smile again
business spoil again, cause mi late fi work again

Car man drive pass me again
Pop style pon mi again
Case mi de yah from whey back when, waiting for the bus again

So here we are, mi nuh have nuh car
Cyan pop no style mi business spoil,
This kind of fuss mek christian cuss
when you have to ride the blinking bus
yuh fuss and cuss
yuh have to ride the bliking bus

Two hours late but mi finally get a bus
Wi pack up like sardine .........
mine yuh mash mi corn
lef mi pocket nuh bwoy
lawd wat a piece a heat
If yuh soil mi shirt wid yuh market basket , mi and yuh gwen fight.

So here we are ...............

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Making bread and Kicking debt where it hurts

Haha! got yah...you all thought I meant money? Noooo, I meant bread that you eat. I will be making my own bread ..............LOL..........me, making bread..... ROFL. Don't get me wrong I can bake, I just never attempted bread. I will update you on that later.

So in keeping with cheap *wheeze* frugal living.....I decide to start making my own bread. I also spend money on a whim, and need to tighten the belt a little better.

I need a good ass whooping for letting my finances get out of hand. Apart from my student loan (crying for help with this one) I practically owe nothing ($1700.00). Last year I launched an all hell war with the cc companies and got that monkey off my back.

While I may no longer have looming cc debts, I still have my student loan. I have stared at it for a year now, trying to figure out how is God's name am I gonna put a dent in this bad boy.

So the first thing I did was as for a deferment, which I got for one year. One year might not seem like a lot, but while I am not an expert I am rolling up my sleeve to kick their butt as well.

So backtrack 7 years ago, I left my job to go to college. I didn't think about the bills I wasn't gonna be able to pay, I just jump in head first. Well, I landed head first on a rock..........yeah it hurt. Not only I had cc debts that was mounting, I also had a bill with IRS *blink*. No biggie, right? wrong. However, I found a job at a retail store and started paying the bills off. Oh the interest and the late fees were killing me. Long story short....I used my student loans to climb out of the debt hence my student loans now. Not a very good idea, but it beats being dragged to court to be embarrassed.

Okay so fast forward 2009, I am almost done with $1,700 still owing.....not bad huh!. Yeah but it was hard work. So, this money I will start to budget and save more, and I started with bread. Oh btw, my bread is finished and delicious if I might say so myself. It was soft and chewy, like I had just purchased it from the bakery.

puss: "mommy"

me: "yes puss"

puss: "good bread"

awww, I blushed for the second time today (tell you more about the first time later)

Since I buy organic bread, I saved $4.75 on a loaf of bread.........yaay me? Hmmm what else can I save on by making myself....and oh I shopped my own pantry as it was so simple, the only thing I bought was a packet of yeast for $0.89. I am off to make another one as yes you can guess, Big puss and little puss tore it up.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Shoes and Milk

puss: "mommy"

me: "yes puss"

puss: " I want shoes and milk"

me: *blink* *blink* " who and milk?"

puss: "Shoes and milk"

me: "huh?"

puss: *sigh* " go to kitchen"

me: "okay"

He drag me in the kitchen by my finger, and went to the cupboard under the drawers.

puss: "shoes and milk" and pointed to a large orange box.

me: " oh, you want cheerios and milk"

puss: "yes, shoes and milk"

Okay baby, I'm sorry....baby talk is not my first language and with that the brat retorted

"ok... I go in room now" LOL ...what cheekiness.

Butt in the Middle

You knooooooow something is wrong, when you look in the mirror and your butt is staring back at you. Yeah, up front and center.

Whooah...how did that get there, I look like I am about to give birth to twins..sooo not cool.

I said to Big Puss "look at this ish" and you know what he said. "you look good for someone 40something, and you had a baby 30 months ago"

*blink* *blink* Whaaat!!! Listen Mr. Man, I am not going out like a punkette, I want to be sexy again..like before you and the little pipsqueak took it, so tonight you are all having yogurt for dinner...how about that...HA!!!

He just shook his head, and mumble some unintelligible ish and left....LOL

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Stuff

After my bout of allergy attack this weekend, I am back at work. If it wasn't for the love of my own money,my lazy a$$ would be home watching movies (after college, I became bored) eating popsicle.

Aww man today was hot, 87 degrees and I did not go outside, not once.

My mother irks me all the time.

People at work irk me.

People on the train with kids that have a runny nose irks me (while they are busy staring into oblivion)

Diaper Butt (puss) ask me if I was tired, because I was yawning and when I said yes, the little runt told me "go to bed then"....I was too tired to reply but Big Puss thought he was funny....yeah have your fun tonight..Tabby will be bright eyed and bushy tail tomorrow evening *wringing hands* *heehee*

Friday, April 24, 2009

Seeing Things

So I went to pick up my glasses today, and to make sure they fit I tried them on. Let me back up 3 weeks before, the Dr. ordered progressive lens, transition lens and I decided to get a decent frame. *cough cough* $300. So I slipped them on to make sure that they didn't need adjusting. WHOAAAAAAHHH. DA HELL!!!!!!! I couldn't see ISH....

The poor sales girl did her best to explain that it was progressive lens and that they take a little getting used to. LIKE HELL they do. Coupled with the fact that I looked like a bag lady today (I didn't care, cause I was sick), now I am blind too.

Big Puss was laughing because of the look on my face, he said it looked good but I should take it back if I couldn't see. Anyway, I decided to take the girls' advice and give it a two week adjusting period. I was cussing up a storm "I can't see ish and Imma take these frigging things back.

So I got on the computer to do a little research on progressive lens, and lo and behold there it was in black and white. "There are 3 areas of the progressive lens, the top for distance, the middle for computer use and the bottom for readin" It went on to say it takes a while for the eye to adjust to this type of lens.....IT CAN CAUSE DIZZINESS AND HEADACHE.....NO SH*T...great.... no wonder I had a pounding headache (just what I needed with my allergy attack) , well it also said that I should wait till the morning to try it that way my eye are fresh and hadn't gotten use to any glasses yet..........we will see.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

ZZZZZZ

The puss was wheezing last night, so after I put him on the nebulizer I let him sleep with us.

Big Puss fell out snoring like freight train (poor thing as tired), little puss decided that he couldn't take it anymore.

Puss: "mommy."

Me: "yes puss?"

Puss: "I want to go in other room"

Me: "why, what the matter?"

Puss: "daddy"

Me: "what happen to daddy?"

Puss: "daddy loud"

LOL....needless to say, I complied as he was already half way off the bed, dragging his blanket telling to come on.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Cheap Dresses





I like this gorgeous dress from Chadwicks.com and best of all the price.


Org:59.99 Now 24.99






Or how about this one Org $39.99 Now $7.99

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Are you kidding me?

On Saturday night, after being banish from the TV room by my 2 yr old, (he turns off the TV when he's ready for bed)and told go to bed, I decided to catch up on my novel (oh goodie).

Ten minutes later, in bounced the puss. "Turn off the light, mommy"

Me: "okaaay, are we ready to go sleepy?"

Puss: "Yes"

Since his dad went to work, I let him sleep in my bed, and I usually leave on the night light.

So I turned off the overhead light.

Puss: "I can't see"

Me: "Sorry, I forgot to turn on the night light"

Puss: "What?" "Are you kidding me?"

What is a mother to do?..... LOL

Out of the mouth of Babes

As I have to work an overnight shift, the puss alaways spends the night with grandma.

So I am strapping him into the car seat and reach under to strap the one under his leg, he started screaming "the balls"

Me: "What?"

Puss: "watch the balls mommy"

*blink blink* was all I could manage till the Big puss busted out laughing. I collapse on the car floor, as I thought that saturday night had taken the cake, but tonight did it. Go ahead son, protect the family jewels, LOL

Friday, April 17, 2009

The tale of the two Puss

awwww, it does me heart good to see my two "puss", big puss and little puss curled up together sleeping.

Ain't it a b**tch though, one works whenever and the other lounge around,eating and watching BobbyC all day.

While Tabby goes to work (a double shift) and look like train wreck after 16 hrs. One solace, its a gorgeous day and there's a banana republic, H&M, Gap across the street.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I wll let you know what I find.

*update*

I didn't anything, nada, zip, squat. It could be because right before I went on lunch, I had a sinus attack. I was sneezing and coughing like there was no tomorrow. I did venture into NY and Co but didn't find anything. I wandered around Nine west and Urban Outfitters, but I felt so lousy I bought lunch (which I ate like 5 hrs later), and went back to work.

Have a good evening everyone.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

FUN DAY THE CHEAP WAY

The "puss" has a serious obsession with cars or anything that has 4 wheels. He has small cars, medium cars, big cars and even bigger cars that's fit for a four year old (and you don't have to ask, who bought that).

Anywho, we decided to take him to the International Car Show, and he was blown away. We decided to take the bus as everything is on a budget...so the budget for this trip was $60.00.

We took the bus to the train, as this was his first time on both, he was excited. The ticket cost was $28 for us and free for him. We bought a safety harness for $6.00 and an umbrella stroller $20, so he would keep his little diaper butt from wandering off.

I made a huge breakfast, so that would hold us for a while,I brought snacks and water, and the only thing we bought was coffee $4.50. That was a total of $58.50....best of all we had fun and made it home before the rain.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Easter Sunday

So after I had my heart set on going to sunday service, I was disappointed by the illness of my son. He has asthma and a cold. Oh boy, he was coughing excessivley and I did not want to expose him to the cold air.

We settle for a day at home. while watching speed racer (he goes crazy for cars), I decided to do some retail therapy and found this deal (*whispering*) OMG. I don't own a trench coat and my cheap..ahem, frugal side will not let me buy one for $60.00. There it was a CITY STYLE FLOWER TRENCH COAT....MSRP for $59.99 was marked down to $9.99, woot woot. Will it fit, will be to my liking......stay tuned. Sorry could not get the picture up, but here is the link http://www.nyandcompany.com/nyco/browse/product_detail_with_picker.jsp?productId=prod940185&parentId=cat60162&subcatId=cat1050002

Happy Easter


*update*

I recieved the trench coat, and it was gorgeous. I was worried about the size I had chosen, but it fit great. It was a good buy.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Easter Friday

'For god so love the world that he gave his only son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life'

Good Morning All,

It's Good Friday and I am at work. Why? I have no idea, all I can say is that my employers does not recognize this day (sad...shaking head).

Its a beautiful day, so enjoy it all...till later...oh and check out my shoe sale.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

GOTTA LOVE EM

I am the mom of a handsome little munchkin, I affectionately call "puss". He is 2 yrs old and thinks he's my boss.

So the other night I am folding clothes *sigh* (it never ends), and he came in the room screaming "MOMMEEEEEE" so I said yes and he promptly told me in his baby voice " I'm Matthew and I'm gonna kick your butt"

So I said "I'm mommy and I'm gonna kick your butt", he hung his head and walked out the room. I know we are not suppose to laugh but I could not help it, I collapsed into laughter, all the time wondering how in the world did he come up with this. Two steps into the living told me everything I needed to know ............SPONGEBOB aka BobbyC

BobbyC was the name given to poor spongebob as the little mister could not say "spongebob" LOL.....have a goodnight all

Hello all

After reading a million blogs (ok not really..LOL), I felt moved like many to share my two cents.

I am not sure if I will be interesting enough to hold anyone's attention but here goes.

I am the mom of a gorgeous,bouncy, the world revolves around me 2 year old. Like one of my favorite blogger said..."Every once in a while, it hit me that I am someone's mom"...LOL...true that. Between him and his dad, they keep me active and insane. I love them both and wouldn't trade them for the world (okay..maybe for a million bucks) no, but really they are great.

I will talk about anything......my thoughts my opinion and my views.