aphogee and trim

I was battling severe shedding and my hair would feel a little rough and coarse after washing. I had used aphogee a while back and really hadn't remember how or if it had worked for my hair.

After doing some research and reading how it worked for some people, I decided to try it again. However closer inspection of my hair, told me I had to trim my hair. I didn't just trim, I cut of about an inch off the ends and then went through the strands to take care of some upper shaft knots.

I then washed my hair using KBB shampoo (thank you Onxycabelo,I loved it),I apply the aphogee. The smell might be a little daunting for some, to me it smell weird but I tolerated it. I then sat under the dryer for 30 mins and let it hardened. Without taking out the pins, I wet and rinse my hair until it was soft enough to remove them.

I then conditioned with mixed chicks (I have mixed feelings about this conditioner)and sat under the heat for about 10 mins. Rinse and added mixed chicks leave in condish.

I am here to sing the praise of the treatment and the trim, man my hair felt soft and there was virtually no shedding.....OMG. Before I had clumps of hair coming out and even when I run my hand through my hair more than several strand would come out. Now I had virtually nothing coming out. All hail aphogee....I will be doing this again

Trip to Jamaica - Departure 2

Continuing with my departure

An announcement was made that they would be boarding. Executive or business class, old and babies first. Then from back to front which made sense.

When I got up to board, I saw one woman with 3 carry on lugguage and 2 handbags......uuuuum somebody back me up, but I thought you are only allowed 1....so Mr. Checker tell har sey nah go happen, she start to cuss..... I was right behind her so I stepped around and started to board.

When mi step pon the plane, WOAH!!!! hold up whey di rest a di plane deh.....nah ah, mi look up, through the window , along the side panel fi see if the number fi the aircraft is there.... Cuz mi mus deh pon di wrong plane. When mi look up, mi was nose and nose wid the FA.

FA: "welcome aboard miss Mott and have a safe flight"
Me: (trying to smile sweetly) but end up rolling mi eyes and muttered thank you, thinking sey after mi pass business class di plane get bigger. well guess what, the plane look like it got smaller and smaller. (kiss teeth.

So counting down the aisle and locating my seat, mi see a head inna mi spot. It was a man, look like him press him hair.

Me:"uuuum excuse"
Man: "yes and flash two goldteeth" nearly blind me
Me: "that's my seat"
Man: "aright darling no problem"

Whew, mi think mi would have to bruk a fight fi get mi seat.

Man at end:"since you a di woman, yuh fi si down inna di middle.
Already ticked off that plane small, mi cut mi eye, and try fi smile cuz bossman yuh a tek up all the air by talking......shhhh be quiet.

So having settle down, after 10 min mi start to get antsy...... You see, I am clusterphobic, mi clothes start feel tight, mi want to get off the plane. So I called big puss and him talk to me.

The plane started pulling out onto the runway and then stop for about 20 min..... Mi almost mad.....come on, come on Mr. Driver nuh badda wid the haul and pull up, if you a go.....gwan. (meanwhile mi twist, mi turn, mi kiss mi teeth, mi sigh, mi start to pray)

Lawd mi and yuh a best friend right? ( no answer) right?.....so I felt a little calmer. Yuh mek mi come live wid yuh right? Aright. Alright Mr. Driver lick shot..... Me and Jesus got this.

Well apparently only Jesus had it, cause me was a mess, Mr. gold teeth nuh stop grin wid mi, and Mr. at the man nuh stop talk......hello!!!! yuh still taking up mi air and mi need all a it fi breathe. So the plane tek off, and was going straight and smooth, till Mr. Plane driver decide sey him a turn, See Ya, mi stomach still deh pon da plane deh......Mr. Plane driver mi sey fly straight no turning, mi stomach cyan tek it.

So we leveled off, and smooth sailing, till we hit a 3-5 sec turburlence, LAWD YUH MEMBA WI DEAL right? Yuh mek mi come live wid yuh? Then it was smooth cruising from there.

Well there you have it folks, big, feisty mouth Missy here fraid fi fly...... Coward man keep sound bone...

Peace

Trip to Jamaica - Departure part 1

So I left the country finally to visit Motty( my dad)after 16 yrs..... I got to the airport, ate lunch, said my goodbye. Big puss and likkle puss have to related cause dem nuh stop get emotional.

Anywho, so mi check in, then went through security....tek off clot...hes, shoes yada, yada, yada and confidently a walk through the metal detector. Beep, beeep , beeep.... So I took off my long silver necklace( whey airport security owe mi fa)...go through again....beeeep, beeep

Security:"what do you have on under your shirt"
Me: nothing.... And I didn't, I delibrately wore no jewelry.
Security: "step this way"
Me: okay
Security: " I need female assistance

When mi look up big Bertha took two giant step towards wid a wand, security check stick whatever you call it.

Girlfriend pat me down, feel mi up and wave har stick all over like mi thief something. When she ran ontop my head it beeped ( i had on a winter cap)but from the neck down nothing. However girlfriend continue to cop one too much feel before she said " did you wrap your hair"
Uuuum yup, then that's it.
What????? Ooonu put mi through dis stress fi hairpin? Pat mi down, feel mi up, the fass Jamaican dem a stare pon mi, clothless and barefoot, bruk mi chain...... FI HAIRPIN

This is what happen when you lazy fi get dress properly..but big Berth or brunilda I got you (evil grin)...nuh mek mi see you inna jamdown... After mi get the guts fi go back pon a plane.....lol

Body parts

Little puss: daddy have penis and I have a penis and mommy have a penis
Me: no puss, mommy don't have a penis. Mommy has a vagina

(stepping back and making a face)

little puss: "What the barnacles are talking about mommy?"
" what is that?" what is vagina?" I NEVER HEARD OF IT.

Roflmao.....LOL

kids are so innocent.... How can anyone hurt them.

Yaki #19

Male person: Thats yaki number # 19 you are wearing right?

Me: uuuuuum..... a yaki who?

MP: your weave

Me: ROFLMAO......LOL....DWL, shook my weave and walked away

Female person: No dumbutt, that's her hair

Sadly I was known for the rest of the night as yaki #19

I'm Back

I'm back...I took a break because there was so much going on. However, hopefully I can stay without running off again.

My previous posts centered around my family, so I have decided to expand and talk about everything and anything. Everything that grabs my attention and anything that would grab yours.

So sit back and enjoy